少林足球 (2001)
- 香港方言粤语原声字幕 烧猪乐园：禽兽村【王少柱】制作
- （休息室）
- What is the meaning of this check?
Do you want me to cheat?
- 你俾张支票我算咩意思呀？要我踢假波啊？！
- 唔系，唔系，唔系，我系中间人，我只系受人所托啫。
- No. I’m just the middleman.
- Are you playing a joke on me,
or trying to cause trouble?
- 你想玩我吖定系想害我呀？你唔好以为我冧咗，你就可以爬上去呀！
- Do you think you can
replace me if l fail?
- 你谂都唔好谂呀！你同我睇清楚呀，“黄金右脚”系我唔系你呀
你想扒我头？发梦呀！
- Look at this!
- I’m the only Golden Leg !
- - Make sure you remember that.
- It's not that.
- 我真系唔敢谂架，我最近手头紧，想抽啲佣金，你千祈唔好话俾人知呀！
- l just want a kickback.
Please don't tell anybody.
- You're trash !
- 你呢个败类！连狗都不如呀！
- I’m sorry. Catch you later.
- 对唔住呀，锋哥，我走先嘞！
- 喂！
- Golden Leg ! Golden Leg !
- 黄金右脚！黄金右脚！
- （二十年后……）
- You've been number one ever since
Fung got his golden leg broken.
- 强雄哥呀，你叱咤球坛二十年，
- 自从黄金右脚射失咗十二码受咗伤之后，你就一直未逢敌手，噉其实……
- First as a player, then as a coach.
- I’m better than Fung ever was.
- 我哋唔好再提啲唔开心嘅嘢。
- Team Evil has won the Supercup
the last five years.
- 强雄哥呀，你队魔鬼队连续五届超级杯都未输过，有咩秘密呀？
- - What's your secret?
- Secret?
- 秘密？边个系领队咪即系秘密咯。
- They just have the best coach.
- So you're confident
that your team will win again?
- 噉今年嘅超级杯应该志在必得啦！
- 你第一次做记者架？呢个问题仲问？！
- Are you new?
Don't ask stupid questions.
- Good morning.
- Golden Leg.
- 黄金右脚。
- 哎，雄哥，雄哥，早晨！早晨！
- Hung ! Good morning.
- 早晨！
- Hung, your shoe's dirty.
Let me clean it for you.
- 哎呀，雄哥，你只鞋污糟咗呀，我帮你擦干净佢呀。
- It's okay. I’ll do it.
- 哎，唔使唔使唔使，我自己嚟
- Hung, I’ll get the car.
- 雄哥呀，我去攞架车过嚟。
- Hung, you said if l worked hard
l could coach my own team.
- 雄哥呀，你咪话过，俾队波我带嘅？我得架！
- I’m ready!
- 我准备好架喇！我一定将佢哋训练到好似魔鬼队咁劲嘅！
- l think l can train a team
to be as good as Team Evil.
- 你个样仲可以带波咩？！收山罢啦。
- Do you really think
I’d let you coach?
- But you said-
- 唔系，雄哥，你咪话……
- Get real.
- 我话啫！人系要面对现实架嘛。你睇你，而家只脚跛咗。
- You're a joke.
- Take a look at yourself.
- This tattoo is all that's left
of your fame.
- 你估你仲可以靠呢四个字呃饭食呀？！
- Hung. . .
- 雄哥，我跟咗你咁多年，你今日同我讲啲噉嘅嘢？
- I’ve served you for 20 years.
How can you say that?
- Let's be honest.
Things have changed.
- 我今日唔likey。人系会变架嘛。你个样旧时好靓仔架！
- You used to be a great player,
but now you're nothing.
- 你睇吓你，而家变成个衰样！哎，返乡下啦。我都养咗你廿年嘞，仁至义尽，饭盒钱唔少架！
- I’ve had enough.
- I’ve kept you around for 20 years. . .
- but it's time for you
to take care of yourself.
- Hung !
- 强雄！你唔好太过分！廿年前你俾张空头支票我，
- You've got a lot of nerve.
- lf you hadn't tricked me
with a bad check 20 years ago. . .
- you'd be working for me right now.
- 叫我打假波，sin3到我摊摊腰！如果唔系我今时今日会搞成噉？！
- lt was your idea to throw the game.
- Are you throwing a tantrum?
- 做咩呀？发烂鲊呀？大声啲吖！喂，听唔听到呀你哋？！
- Say it a bit louder.
Did you guys hear that?
- Make sure the reporters can hear it.
- 出便有记者呀，使唔使我叫佢入嚟呀？你估我养你廿年呀？
- Say what you want.
Take a look at yourself.
- 我想揞住你把衰口咋！你估你而家乞儿噉样，人哋会唔会信呢？！
- Do you think anyone would believe
a crippled has-been like you?
- - You-
- Don't be angry.
- 你！
- 唔好嬲，唔好嬲。如果要怪嘅，就怪你自己----贪心啫！
- lf you want to blame anyone,
blame yourself.
- Blame your own greediness.
- Get lost.
- 返乡下啦！讲多件事畀你听呀，敲跛你只脚嗰班人，都系我安排嘅！
- One more thing. . .
- l hired that mob to break your leg.
- 嘿嘿……哈哈……哈哈……哈哈……
- Yuppies.
- 咩事咁大不了呀？
- They're not very skilled
at playing soccer.
- 波，唔系噉射嘅。
- What was that?
- 讲咩话？
- l said. . .
- 我话，波----“笨”唔系噉射嘅。
- they're not very skilled
at playing soccer.
- You think you can do better?
- 应该系点射架？
- There must be a fusion
of mind and foot.
- 一句说话----腰马合一。
- 何为腰马合一？
- What kind of fusion?
- My late idol, Master Bruce Lee. . .
- 腰马合一呢，喺我心目中浩气长存嘅已故伟大武术家李小龙先生已经解释过架喇。
- invented the ultimate kick.
- lf you want to learn about it,
I’ll give you kung fu lessons.
- 但系如果你再想知多啲嘅，唔啱跟我学两堂功夫吖。
- Kung fu lessons?
You look like a janitor.
- 学咩功夫吖？睇你个款，咪喺处扫地嘅？
- My job as janitor is only temporary.
- 扫地只系我表面嘅工作，我真“正”身分系一位研究僧！
- I’m a postgraduate student.
- Postgraduate student?
- 研究僧？
- I’m trying to develop
an effective method. . .
- 从事如何有效地发扬少林武功嘅研究工作。呢张系我嘅卡片。
- of promoting Shaolin kung fu.
- Here's my card.
- Authentic Shaolin school.
Mighty Steel Leg.
- 少林正宗大力金刚腿？
- Look! l know what I’m talking about.
- 系呀，好大力架。
- l don't need kung fu.
- 打打杀杀你揾过第二个啦。我受过高等教育嘅。
- I’m more of an intellectual.
- lt doesn't matter.
- 错喇。你睇嗰个女仔。
- Look at this woman.
- Yeah, she's sexy. So what?
- 靓女又点啫？我系读书人呀。
- No.
- 唔系，唔系，唔系，你睇你睇你睇你睇你睇…………噢………
- Watch this!
- -
- YEAH！
- lf she knew Shaolin kung fu. . .
- 如果佢识得少林派嘅轻功就唔使搞成噉啦。嗱，你睇你睇----
- she wouldn't have fallen.
Get me?
- -
- Shaolin kung fu
can work for everyone!
- 所以话，武功的确系——“神”！小姐，有冇兴趣学功夫呀？
- Excuse me!
Do you want to learn kung fu?
- Are you crazy?
- 你黐线架！
- Look over there.
- 你睇吓嗰便个师奶----如果佢识得少林派嘅铁砂掌嘅话，泊车就唔使咁愁啦
- lf she had studied Shaolin lron Hand
parking would be much easier.
- Kung fu is wonderful.
- 所以话，武功的确系——“劲”！靓女呀，有冇兴趣学——
- - Excuse me, do you want to learn-
- Here. Get lost.
- 得喇得喇，过主啦你！
- Hey, you should share that with me.
- 喂，呢毫子我都有份架。
- Let's not fight. See that guy?
- 咪咁扫兴啦。你又睇吓嗰便----
- What are you doing?
You're way too slow.
- 你剪乜嘢你？剪樖树剪成年，唔使开工嘞，走呀！走呀！
- That's it! You're fired !
- 对唔住！对唔住！
- - I’m sorry.
- Get lost!
- 走啦！
- lf he knew Shaolin Flying Sword. . .
- 如果嗰个工人识得少林派嘅独孤九剑嘅话，使咁哩唏咩？！
- he'd still have a job!
- You think Shaolin
is the answer to everything.
- 独孤九剑好似系华山派！
- There is nothing more powerful.
All kung fu derives from it.
- 天下武功出少林呀，听过未呀？！
- People have the wrong idea
about kung fu.
- 功夫其实绝对适合男女老幼嘅，打打杀杀只系大家对佢嘅误解。
- lt isn't really about fighting.
- Kung fu is a complete way of life.
- 功夫更加系一种艺术，一种不屈嘅精神。
所以一直以来我都揾紧方法去将武功重新包装起上嚟
- I’m looking for a good way
to show people. . .
- how it can make their lives better.
- 令到你哋啲星斗市民，对于武功能够有深一层嘅了解。
- - Enough already!
- But-
- 够喇够喇。
- 我未讲完。
- l have important things to do.
I’ve heard enough.
- 差唔多喇，差唔多喇，我仲有几个客要见。今日系噉先喇。
- Please seize this opportunity!
Cripples can still learn kung fu.
- 喂！你把握“鸡”（机）会好，跛嘅都可以练功夫架！
- 跛咩呀跛？！跛你老母呀？你个傻佬有咩资格话我跛呀？
- Who are you calling a cripple!
- This leg has kicked hundreds of goals.
- I’m sorry!
- 对唔住！
- Do you know who you're talking to?
- 系呀，我系跛呀！你吹咩？你有冇得跛呀？！跛！跛你老母呀！
- I’m the famous Golden Leg.
- You're. . .
- just a bum !
- 咩呀？！咩呀？！吓鬼呀？！
- - You think I’m impressed?
- Get these cans out of here.
- 喂！呢堆垃圾收唔收架？唔收我畀第二个架喇？！
- - Okay.
- Right away.
- 嚟嚟嚟！
- 爽手吖嘛！
- Cheap trick.
- 咩呀？……
- -
- Get lost.
- 走呀！走啦！
- Excuse me!
Can you help me move this?
- 喂！喂！喂！唔该！唔该！攞个雪柜攞上去。
- No problem !
- 好啊。嚟吖。
- Your leg's amazing !
- 哗，你只脚咁犀利架你！
- -
- Twenty cents!
- 两毫呀。
- 啊？！两毫？里便又有杯又有碟，畀多一毫子吖，唔该。
- Only twenty cents?
How about an advance?
- 冇呀，冇少架喇。走架喇。阿华，搬过去啲嘢。
- No way! Get lost.
- SWEET BUNS
- （甜在心馒头铺）
- -
- Mui, ten steamed buns please!
- 阿梅，给我来十个馒头！
- -
- 哎——太极功夫整馒头哩，惊天动地。馒头睇落又香又甜，好鬼想食
- Using Tai Chi kung fu to make
steamed buns is a brilliant idea
- They look so sweet and tasty
- Your mastery is astonishing
- 但见阿妹双臂好力，令到阿哥五体投地！
- It shows in your every movement
- What are you doing?
- 你……你做咩呀你？！
- Singing is the best way for me
to express my greatest esteem.
- 除咗唱歌,我谂唔到其它方法去表达我内心嘅兴奋同对你嘅仰慕。
- Wow, what a beauty!
- 哗！好靓呀！
- I’m not beautiful.
Don't laugh at me!
- 我不好看，你不要笑我。
- l bet the steamed buns are wonderful.
- 你睇啲馒头靓到呀！嗯——哗！好食！
- Delicious!
- Was that Shifting Bodies
and Transposing Shadows?
- 喂，你正话招太极拳嘅移形换影……
- No, it's Shove A Thousand Cattle
with Four Tails.
- 是以柔克刚，四两拨千金。
- Right!
- 好，唔怪得呢啲馒头刚中有柔，硬中又有软。
- That's why the buns
are so tender, yet firm.
- Sixty cents each.
Two for a dollar.
- 馒头五毛钱一个，两个一块。
- 咁贵嘅咩？！
- That much?
- 系呀。
- They're worth every penny.
- 所以话真系一分钱一分货。喂，我啱啱得五毫子喺身
过两日畀埋你得唔得？
- This is all l have.
- - Can l pay tomorrow?
- No!
- 唔得。
- Spoken with the grace and economy
of a true kung fu master.
- 好！学武之人讲句说话都洒脱啲架。
查实我都系武林中人，畀吓面好唔好？
- I’m a Shaolin master too.
- - Can l pay tomorrow?
- No!
- 唔好。
- Okay!
- 好！我呢双名贵波鞋，原价两文嘅，见系你
就个半银钱，攞多你一个馒头算啦。
- Here are some fine sneakers.
- I’ll give them to you,
if you let me have one more bun.
- - I’ll call the cops.
- Fine.
- 我报警喇。
- 好！喂！法律不外乎人情啫。
- Come on, give me a break.
- You're so beautiful.
- 哎呀，弊喇，靓女，我越睇你越靓添。哎！
- Shut up!
- 你别唱了。哎呀，你别再唱了。你把钱给我，赶快走吧
- Please stop singing.
- Just pay and get out of here.
- lf you want to sing,
do it on the mountain.
- 你要唱歌的话，到那边山上去唱，神经病才在这里唱歌呢。
- Only crazy people sing here.
- l disagree with the young lady.
- 我唔同意呢位小姐嘅讲法，喺呢度唱歌，唔一定都系神经病嘅。我叫做酱爆
- Just because you sing out loud here
doesn't make you a lunatic.
- My name is Dynamite.
- My dream is to become
a great composer one day.
- 我从来没有放弃成为一个伟大嘅作曲家嘅理想。
- 刚才听到呢位阿生唱嘅歌，热情奔放，创意无限。
- This gentleman's song
is very creative and sincere.
- - Thank you !
- You're welcome!
- 多谢！
- 唔好客气。燃点起我酱爆心中嘅一团火。我酱爆感觉到，喺呢个moment要爆嘞。
- l also love to sing.
- When I’m inspired
l feel so passionate. . .
- l could explode.
- （唱）……
- My dream is to become
a great choreographer.
- 我猪肉佬何尝唔想成为一个伟大嘅舞蹈家？
- Let's go!
- 好！
- -
- -
- Have you lost your mind?
- 你是不是吃饱了撑的？站直了！手放下！脖子伸直！
- Stand straight! Put your hands down !
Get to work!
- Lunatics!
- 你哋冚棒唥都黐线架！做咩喺度跳舞呀？
- What's going on here?
- l never should have gone
for a facial. . .
- 你个死丫头一点用也没有！我只不过是去做一下面膜。
- and left the place in your hands!
- 你把这里惹得乱七八糟的！真是贱骨头！你个臭要饭的，你过来干什么？
- What do you want?
- Relax. We were just having fun.
- 你骂人不要骂得那么凶。我是来买馒头的。
- I’m here for the buns.
- What about my buns?
- 喂！老板娘，馒头好了没有啊？
- Okay! Okay! Just a minute!
Did that bum pay?
- 好了好了。等一下。那个臭要饭的有没有给钱啊？
- -
- He did.
- 给了
- These are disgusting.
Get rid of them !
- 这脏了吧唧什么东西啊？还不把它给我扔了！
- （某舞厅内）
- First Brother!
- 大师兄！大师兄！大师兄！大师兄！
- Okay, okay. Keep working !
Clean everything !
- 得嘞！得嘞！得嘞！得嘞！你哋做嘢啦，抹吓嘢啦唔该？！
- 大师兄，你见唔舒服咩？
- Are you sick, First Brother?
- I’ve got a bit of a hangover.
What do you want?
- 擒晚饮大咗，个头好怫呀，又想点呀？
- - I’ve had a revelation.
- A revelation?
- 我想话你听，我醒喇。
- 醒嘞咩？
- How to promote kung fu
in a brand new way.
- 醒嘞。我终于领悟到，如果要将少林功夫发扬去全世界，系要讲包装！
- Not again.
- 咩包装呀？
- Singing !
- 唱……歌。今日我嘅遭遇讲出嚟你都唔信嘅。我经过间馒头店。
- You know we're great singers.
You can't deny it.
- - Leave me alone.
- We owe it to our teacher.
- 唔好讲嘞！
- 唔系哩，少林功夫加唱歌跳舞，你话有冇得谂？
- He's dead.
- 冇得谂！
- - It's worth a try.
- Forget it.
- 你唔做过又点知啫？
- 唔好做！我劝过你脚踏实地架啦。
- l told you to be down-to-earth.
- 呢度有份洗厕所嘅你咪做住先啰，唔好发梦喇。
- There's an opening here.
You can clean toilets.
- Don't waste your life
chasing dreams.
- Without dreams,
we're no different than anchovies.
- 做人如果冇梦想，同啲咸鱼有咩分别呀？！
- You are an anchovy,
you shoeless small fry.
- 你鞋都冇一对，咪咸鱼一条啰？！学咩人讲理想吖？
- - Why chase your dream?
- Why not.
- 噉又唔系呀，我心中嗰一团火系唔——会熄架！
- The fire in my heart
can't be easily extinguished.
- 吹咪熄啰？！唔熄？
- Why not? Just blow it out.
- - But l can light it up again.
- Enough already!
- 熄咗可以挞返着啫。
- 够喇！我有我嘅生活，你有你嘅挞火，总之你唔好烦住我啦！我仲要揾食架，大佬！
- We both have our own lives.
- Please don't bother me.
l have to work to support my family.
- 哦，噉你当年苦练嘅铁头功，你忍心眼白白睇住佢荒废晒咯？
- You're just going to forget about
your lron Head after all that work?
- Never!
- 错，呢十几年嚟我嘅铁头功从来未有一日荒废过！
- l still practice my lron Head. . .
- every single day!
- Fei !
- 阿飞！
- Boss.
- 老板。
- 顶你个肺，听晚跳舞啲女诈晒型走晒喇，你仲喺度懒懒闲？！
- You idiot!
- You forgot to book
a band for tonight.
- - Don't worry, l have an idea.
- Tell me.
- 唔系哩，我谂过仲绝嘅桥。
- 咩桥呀？
- Let's combine Shaolin kung fu
with singing and dancing.
- 就系少林功夫加唱歌跳舞。
- - What kind of Shaolin kung fu?
- Observe.
- 咩少林功夫呀？
- -
- -
- ls he good enough
to perform on stage?
- 边度得呀？一个咁寡？！
- - He's good enough.
- How about you?
- 一个够杀架嘞。
- 不得！加埋你呀。
- Me?
- 我？
- Shit.
- 顶你个肺，你铁头功嚟架嘛。
听晚你唔好衰畀我睇呀，唔系我杀咗你呀！
- How about your lron Head?
- lf you don't perform well,
I’ll kill you tomorrow.
- - Sure.
- First Big Brother, thank you.
- 知道！
- 大师兄，多谢你！
- -
- - Shaolin kung fu is great
- Really great
- 少林功夫醒！
- 好好嘢！
- - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful
- Wonderful
- 少林功夫劲！
- 系好“劲”！
- 我系铁头功！
- - I'm Iron Head
- Iron Head
- 无敌铁头功！
- - He's Mighty Steel Leg
- Mighty Steel Leg
- 你系金刚腿！
- 我系金刚腿！
- Be serious!
- 认真啲吖！
- - Shaolin kung fu is great
- Really great
- 少林功夫好嘢！
- 真好嘢！
- 少林功夫好嘢！
- 真好嘢！
- - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful
- Wonderful
- 少林功夫好“劲”！
- 冇得顶呀！
- - I'm Mighty Steel Leg
- Mighty Steel Leg
- 我系金刚腿！
- 金刚腿！
- He's Iron Head
- 佢系铁头功！
- 哗！哗……哗你个头啊！
- I’m choking.
- -
- lt sounds like you're
strangling a cat.
- 你哋唱咩呀？唱到喊惊噉。
- This song sucks.
- 啲歌词又鬼五马六！
- You sounded like a dying animal.
- 我呀，一句都听唔明白！
- Who wrote that garbage?
- 咪系啰，啲歌词边个作架？
- - Yeah, who?
- Who?
- 边个作架？
- 讲啊！
- -
- Creative work is highly subjective,
so I’ll accept your criticism.
- 其实，创作嘅嘢呢，就好主观嘅，不过你哋嘅批评呢，我一定会跟进嘅。
- But it's only
the beginning of the show.
- 况且唱歌只不过系前戏咋噃，高潮就系少林嘅大力金刚腿同埋铁头功。
- Wait until we show you why we're called
Mighty Steel Leg and lron Head.
- 铁头功吖嗱！
- lron Head?
- l told you the lyrics
were too intellectual.
- 一早话你啲歌词唔得架啦。
- - I’m not lron Head. He's-
- lron Head?
- 我唔系铁头功，嗰个先系铁头功。
- 铁头功吖嗱！
- 都话……
- 铁头功吖嗱！
- - Mighty Steel Leg !
- He's Mighty Steel Leg !
- 金刚腿吖嗱！
- 哎呀！嗰边金刚腿呀！
- That's your Mighty Steel Leg?
- 仲金刚腿？打你个金刚腿！打死你……
- - I’ll kill you.
- Mighty Steel Leg.
- 我先系金刚腿，哈哈。
- I’m the real Mighty Steel Leg.
- - lron Head.
- Don't you understand?
- 铁头功吖嗱！
- 你识唔识听中文嘅啫，都话嗰……
- - He's the real-
- lron Head.
- 铁头功吖嗱！
- You're so stubborn.
- 咁盲塞嘅你个人！
- 铁……咩啊？想还拖呀？
- Do you want to fight
with a customer?
- 多谢晒，多谢晒，欢乐嘅时光过得特别快，又系时
- Thank you so much.
Happy hour went by fast.
- It's time for us to say
good night right now.
- 候讲拜拜喇。大家听返首歌先！music！
- Let's listen to some music.
- 仆街呀！仲扮嘢？！仲顶得到。多谢晒！多谢晒！
- You crazy guy.
- - Let's see how much you can take.
- Thank you.
- -
- 跛你老母呀！
- You're a bum.
- Come on. Nothing to see.
- 未打够呀？仲想再打？
- You want some more?
Sure you want to fight us all?
- l promised my master
I’d never fight.
- 我应承过师父唔打交架。
- 大佬呀，呢条友呢都几戆居架。啊？
- l told you he'd wimp out!
- But l expect an apology!
- 但系你哋一定要道歉！
- An apology?
You should apologize to us!
- 道歉！？我打你就应该，唔打你就悲哀！
- 喂，唔好喐呀，你话唔打交架！
- You said you wouldn't use
kung fu to fight.
- 我唔系嚟打交架，我嚟踢波架。
- I’m not here to fight.
I’m here to play soccer.
- So much for your kung fu-
- 我顶你个……
- 喂，你使唔使咁夸张呀？做咩呀？
- Don't be such a baby. What?
- l give up. l apologize!
- 唔好意思呀，大佬。对唔住呀！
- -
- Do you have any change?
- 有冇一个几毫喺身呀？
- 有！三毫子！噉样系咪即系老笠呀？
- Yes.
- Thirty cents.
- - Are you stealing my money?
- Yes.
- 系！乜你学螳螂拳架咩？
- - Was that Praying Mantis Style?
- Yes.
- 玩过吓啦。
- You should learn Shaolin instead.
- 噉唔好再侮辱少林武功嘞！
- 哦
- -
- 喂！你介唔介意揦高少少条裤，畀我睇吓你只腿呀？
- Can l see your leg?
- l don't care.
Do what you want.
- 我心情唔系几好，你要揦你自己揦。
- 哦。
- It's the real deal.
- 真系天生神力。
- 好一只夺命香笄腿！
- lt looks like an ordinary leg.
- It's Shaolin Mighty Steel Leg.
It's patented.
- 系少林派嘅大力金刚腿。
- 功夫真系可以用嚟踢波！
- You could use your kung fu
to play soccer.
- 功夫踢波有得谂咩？
- You think so?
- Yes, why not.
- 有得谂！
- Of course.
- 系，功夫踢波，好计！大家我一路谂唔到呢吓？
咦？你咪嗰个跛佬？
- That's a great idea. Kung fu soccer.
- Why didn't l think of that?
How do l go about it?
- You'll need my help.
- 我唔单止系个跛佬。
我就系当年叱咤球坛嘅黄金右脚，今日系个足球教练。
- I’m Golden Leg, the soccer star.
- Now I’m a coach.
- 噉咪啱嘞，你教我踢波吖！
- - Great! You can teach me soccer.
- l don't know.
- 喂，咪住先。
- It's a great idea.
- 咪咩住？噉你又话有得谂？
- I’ll think about it!
- 噉你都要畀时间我谂得架嘛。
- 冇时间喇。太阳落西山嘞。
有得谂咪做喇，时间系唔会等人架！
- There's nothing to think about.
We should start right now!
- We've got nothing to lose.
- 喂，噉都要准备吓啩。
- lt takes a lot of training.
- Let's do it! What do l need?
- 我准备好晒架嘞，仲争啲咩呀？！
- 起码都有对波鞋呀！
- A pair of shoes.
- （甜在心馒头店）
- Do you have the money for the buns?
- 你现在有钱赎回那对破鞋啦？
- - No, but-
- l threw them out.
- 钱还没有，但是……
- 扔掉了！
- Oh, my God !
- 扔掉啦？
- Those sneakers were a mess.
They were all worn out.
- 当然啦，那对破鞋已经破得没法穿了。
- l know, l know.
- 破是破，可是……
- 你快啲走啦！等一下老板娘出来，又要骂了。
- lf my boss sees you,
she'll start yelling.
- -
- 喂！
- l couldn't bring myself to toss them.
l fixed them instead.
- 破的鞋没了，补好的有一双你要不要？
- -
- -
- First Brother, what's wrong?
Are you okay?
- 大师兄，你做咩呀？大师兄，你冇嘢吖嘛？
- I’m fine.
- 我冇嘢！你想点呀？！
- What do you want?
- l finally found a great way
to promote Shaolin kung fu.
- 我终于谂到条绝桥可以将少林武功更加发扬光大嘅！
- 嗯？！
- Soccer!
- 就系踢——波！
- 畀条生路我吖！你已经累到我畀人打，甚至乎炒鱿！
- Please leave me alone!
- You got me into a lot of trouble.
They demoted me.
- Now l have to clean the toilets.
- 而家我仲要洗厕所赔钱呀！
- - But we'd be great.
- No! Absolutely not!
- 所以我系嚟打救你架！
- 唔好呀！你仲打救得我唔够咩？
- 你唔好迫我！如果唔系我冚家跳楼死畀你睇！
- lf you humiliate me again, my family
will commit suicide in front of you.
- Committing suicide
is not the answer.
- 死系唔可以解决问题嘅。你勇敢啲啦！你啲志气去晒边度啫？！
- Be brave.
Believe in yourself.
- 就当我冇志气！当我烂泥扶唔上壁！唔该你再唔好揾我啦，你要揾嘅，
- I’m a complete loser. Please!
Please don't ever come here again.
- lf you want to form a soccer team,
just ask the other brothers.
- 揾其他师兄弟啦！唔该你！唔该你唔好揾我啦！求求你啦
- Please, no more!
- Hopeless.
- 铁头功！
- -
- Good morning, Fourth Brother.
- 四师兄，早晨！
- 喂，星哥早晨，咁耐唔见，有乜好路数呀？
- Good morning, Sing.
How are you?
- 介绍个猛人你认“塞”（识），呢位系----
- Let me introduce you
to a great guy. He's-
- -
- Nice to meet you !
- 喂！点称呼呀？
- I’m Fung.
- 叫我阿锋得嘞！
- 锋哥呀嘛？喺财经界边个唔识阿锋哥吖？你睇佢一身嘅IT look。
- It's an honor to meet
such a great businessman.
- - He's got a lot of style.
- Fung is a soccer coach.
- 星驰：阿锋哥系足球教练嚟嘅。
- Soccer coach !
- 足球教练吖嘛。喺足球界边个唔识阿锋哥啫！我哋细细个睇阿锋哥踢波啦！
- The world famous soccer coach.
- You play soccer with your legs, right?
- 你系用对脚踢波架嘛？嗱，我冇讲大话啦，有咩捞先？
- So, do you have a job for me?
- 谂住揾你组队踢波啰。
- - l want you to join my soccer team.
- Soccer team?
- 咩话？你揾我踢波？我半年冇嘢捞喇，你揾我踢波？
- l haven't had a job in six months.
- You can use your Empty Hand
to be the goalkeeper.
- 唔系呀，你当年嘅鬼影擒拿手，如果攞嚟做龙门……
- What's Empty Hand?
It's been so long.
- 鬼咩擒拿手吖？N年前嘅事喇！师父死咗几耐我都唔记得嘞！
- You know, l even forgot
when our master died.
- Listen. We're going to sign up
for the Supercup Tournament.
- 你听我讲啦，今次我哋系参加两年一度嘅超级杯，赢咗有一百万奖金架！
- The prize is one million dollars.
- 吓哗！所以我不留都话你系最醒目嘅。睇你捞到身光颈靓，你睇你靓到！
- Really? You must be the smart one.
- You see? You're dressed up.
- Our master taught us
that kung fu was sacred.
- 当年师父叫我哋将少林功夫发扬光大，而家攞嚟踢波都畀你两条仆街谂到？！
- Now, you have this crazy idea
to use Shaolin for soccer.
- 直情系！你睇吓你睇吓，当年我哋几师兄弟嘅合照，我一路都摆喺枕头底你就知我咩喇。
- Look.
- This is the group picture
of our master and brothers.
- l keep it under my pillow.
- Great! Let's sit down
to talk about the picture.
- 喂，噉我哋就坐低慢慢咩喇！
- -
- 得闲call你哋呀。喂！预埋我。
- I’ll call you.
Keep a spot open for me.
- -
- Get lost! l really can't talk now.
My clients are waiting for me.
- 喂，我唔得闲同你讲呀，几个客等紧，我又要睇住个市，秒秒钟几呀万上落架嘛！
- I’m doing a million dollar deal.
Can you hear me?
- 喂，而家咩价？啱啱个司机今日就放开假，啱啱呢今日系车几架车畀人哋！
- My driver's off today.
- l lent my car to a friend
and left my wallet in my office.
- 仲要啱啱我银包又攋低喺上面！恕我请唔到你食饭喇，我真系好忙架！行开啦！
- l can't have lunch.
l never do.
- I’m late! Please leave me alone.
- 考虑吓喇三师兄！你当年嘅金钟罩铁布衫，如果攞嚟打后卫嘅话……
- Third Brother, you could use your
lron Shirt technique as a fullback-
- What's lron Shirt?
- 你……你仲讲金钟罩铁布衫？你睇吓，一天都系飞机呀，一街都系电脑呀！而家咩世界呀？你醒吓啦！
- Look. There are planes in the sky.
- There are computers everywhere.
- It's the 21 st century.
Please don't daydream.
- l think we should combine
kung fu with soccer.
- 所以我谂住用武功配合埋足球呢个新组合咯！
- 系呀！啲奖金好和味嘅！
- - We could win a lot of money.
- Are you crazy?
- 我顶！你真系当我？我几呀万上落，无端端要跟你班废柴去踢波！
- There's no way I’m taking time off
to play soccer.
- 唔好意思，你知我个人系咁直架喇！仲要无端端跟你条死跛佬去参加比赛！原谅我系直呀！
- Sorry, your odds are terrible.
- We don't know anything about soccer.
- And let's be honest.
- 最后仲要无端端赢咗场比赛，个或然率仲低过零呀！
- We wouldn't stand a chance.
- ln fact, the probability
of winning is 0% .
- - Proba-
- Probability.
- 其实或然轮嘅嘢……
- 你个样就轮呢！系或然率呀！简单啲嚟讲呢
- Watch.
- lf l toss a coin it will be heads
or it will be tails.
- 就系，一系就公，一系就字，永冇中间架！中间嘅或然率咪零啰！
- The probability that we'd win is the
same as a coin landing on its edge.
- - Let me try!
- Get lost!
- 等我试吓。
- 你扯呀！（硬币滚落地……）我约咗人喺coffee shop食晏架！我好忙架！
- I’m having lunch with a client!
- You said you never eat lunch.
- 我哋两个请你食碗嗱喳面再倾吖！
- 我……我几呀万上落，会走去同你走去食嗱喳面？
- Time is money.
I’ve lost a lot just talking to you !
- （两人畀赶走！三师兄耷低头睇到硬币居然系中间！）
- （某超市）
- He's Sixth Small Brother,
Weight Vest.
- 呢位就系我六师弟，绰号“轻”功水上飘！呢位系著名足球锋哥！
- This is the famous soccer coach, Fung.
- 锋哥！你好！
- Fung, how are you?
- - Lead Weight?
- Shaolin Light Weight.
- 明锋：乜飘呀？
- 星驰：“轻”功水上飘啊！
- Nice to meet you, Mr. Weight.
- “轻”生你好！
- Fifth Brother,
you want to play soccer?
- 咦，师兄，乜你谂住去踢波咩？
- Yes. lf you use your
Light Weight skills as a winger. . .
- 系呀！如果有埋你身轻如燕水上飘助阵，我哋上中二路嘅攻击够胆讲话冇破绽架！
- - our offense would be perfect.
- Are you sure?
- 你真系咁够胆？
- - Of course.
- Great.
- 系呀！
- 好呀！啊，呢处有冇减肥药卖嘅呢吓？
- Do they sell diet pills here?
- 冇用架！我呢只系感冒菌入脑下垂，减唔到架嘞！
- It's useless.
- Ever since the virus got into my brain,
l just can't lose any weight.
- I’m no longer able to use
Shaolin kung fu Weight Vest. . .
- 自从师父过身之后，我就一路都系噉架嘞，而家莫讲话轻功啦，想行快步路都唔得！
- and l can't run anymore.
- 肥就肥咗啲，不过问题——不大嘅。
- Okay, you're a little overweight,
but it's not that important.
- Forget it.
- 算啦，你睇吓我以前个样！
- This was me.
- 自从搞成噉之后，连女都沟唔到！呢种心情你哋系唔会明架。
- l can't even get a date
looking like this.
- You don't know what it's like.
- - l do. l can't get a date either.
- Really?
- 星驰：我明，我又何尝沟到女啫！
- 唔系吖，报纸杂志话你好多女架。
- I’ve read stories about your dates
in newspapers and magazines.
- 咩报纸杂志呀？
- - What kind of papers and magazines?
- I’m sorry.
- 哎，对唔住，我又讲错嘢！自从有咗呢只病之后，我都要成日失控！你唔好理我，你走啦！
- l can no longer control myself.
- Please leave me alone.
- Small Brother!
- 师弟！
- Believe in yourself.
l know you can do it.
- 畀啲信心自己啦！你掂架。
- Everyone calls me Lazy Pig now.
- 而家人人都叫我做猪肥腩，系得你叫我做师弟架咋。多谢！
- You're the only one
who still calls me Small Brother.
- Thank you.
- Lazy Pig, get me that roll
of toilet paper.
- 猪肥腩，帮我扐红色嗰筒厕纸落嚟吖！红色嗰筒呀！
- The red one.
- -
- -
- - Soccer?
- Yes, Second Brother!
- 踢波？
- 系呀，二师兄！你当年嘅旋风地堂腿如果攞嚟做后卫呀，我够胆讲句系……
- lf you use Hooking Leg
as a fullback, l think-
- - We'd be perfect!
- Right!
- 毫无破绽吖嘛。
- 你睇我依家噉样，仲系旋风地堂腿咩？！
- You think l can still do Hooking Leg?
- 嗯，生疏少少唔紧要嘅，只要有斗志，武功就会返嚟架嘞！
- You just need practice.
- Believe in yourself,
and you'll get it back fast.
- l doubt it.
- 系咩？
- Why are you washing dishes?
- 不过前排我见你仲倒紧屎架，“典”（点）解好哋哋又转做洗碗呢？
- l thought you were a waiter.
- Why? There are so many whys.
- “典”（点）解？“典”（点）解唔系你哋问呀？系我问呀！
- l don't know.
- Why isn't my dad the rich?
- “典”（点）解我老窦唔系李嘉诚呀？“典”（点）解我生得咁靓仔，但系要甩头发？
- Why am l going bald
even though I’m so handsome?
- 你哋两个咁肉酸，但系冇甩头发？
- Why aren't you going bald
since you're so ugly?
- Everyone else enjoyed their youth,
but l had to study Shaolin?
- “典”（点）解人哋细嗰时有书读，而我细个时就畀个老坑迫住嚟练咩烂鬼武功！
- Just to become a dishwasher?
To clean up after people?
- 练到依家喺呢度，洗碗！倒屎！
- Calm down, Second Brother.
- 阿二师兄你冷静啲吖！其实命运始终掌握自己手嘅。
- You should try to enjoy life.
- Enjoy life? Stay here,
and I’ll enjoy killing you !
- 冷静？！如果唔够冷静呀，我就一刀斩死你两个粉肠！冷静？！
- Enjoy life?
- -
- 仆你个街！你坐喺度唔使做呀？闻唔闻到臭呀？
- You call that toilet clean?
lt smells awful.
- 转头返嚟仲有臭味，同我舐干净佢呀！
- lf it ever smells this bad again,
you'll clean it with your tongue.
- -
- -
- 喂！好嘢呢处！样样都好齐全。
- Your apartment looks great!
It's well furnished.
- l can't believe you work
as a janitor. . .
- 估唔到你喺地下扫地，居然可以喺五十九楼嘅天台住Penthouse，好有生活品位！
- but live in the penthouse
on the 59th floor.
- You've got good taste.
- 而家呢啲噉嘅单位呀，好渴市架！我揾咗好耐都揾唔到呀。
- This kind of apartment is so popular,
l can't even get one.
- 系，系个冷气喉嘈啲啫！唔拘！唔拘！喂！响你处隔多间房住得唔得呀？喂！喂！
- The ventilation is okay.
It's just a bit noisy.
- Can l move in with you?
- -
- Forget it.
Your brothers aren't coming.
- 算啦，你班师兄弟都冇只似样嘅！嚟唔嚟都罢喇，揾过其他人啰。
- We can find other players.
- It's my fault.
I’m not persuasive enough.
- 都系我唔好吖，讲唔过佢哋！
- Not true.
You persuaded me, didn't you?
- 唔好噉讲，我噉嘅跛佬你都咁信任，多谢你就真！
- -
- We don't have much time. . .
- （训练场）
- 我会喺最短嘅时间，将你哋训练成为足球员！所以你哋要严肃认真！团结向上！
- and you guys have a lot to learn.
- So listen up and work as a team.
- 明白晒！踢波呀！（讲完将个波猛咁踢向天空，个波好耐至跌落嚟。）
- All right! Let's go!
- Sell all my shares.
Yes, all five of them !
- 你听我讲好唔好呀？你站喺我立场谂吓，你会点嘞？噉咪系啰。
- Don't laugh.
- Hold on, l have another call.
- 哎！哎！我有电话入，等阵。
- 哎，个波跌返落嚟喇！
- It's coming down !
- You finally decided
to come back down, huh?
- 你舍得落嚟嘞咩？等你个几钟头呀！等你个几钟头呀！（众人猛踢足球）
- We waited over an hour for you.
- 做咩呀？
- - What are you doing?
- Playing soccer!
- 踢波呀！！！
- The ball is over there!
- 只波响嗰便呀！
- You ! Come here!
- 你，企过嚟，你喺处射个波我睇吓。
- Let me see you kick the ball.
- - The ball is over there.
- Yes. It's over there.
- 个波喺嗰便！
- 噉咪就系啰，个波喺嗰便嘞嘛，你连个波你都攞唔到，点踢波呢？
- How can you kick it
if you can't even find it?
- 哎！其实踢波不外乎四个基本：传、停、带、射！
- Now, there are four basic soccer drills:
pass, dribble, hold and shoot.
- - Coach !
- Shut up!
- 我明白！
- 你咪喐！你哋要由基本做起！
- Let's get started.
- Here.
- （开始训练其他人）
- 你嘅。控停！集中！集中！传！传！传呢便！嗱，你啲噉嘅假动作呢可以再假啲添。
- Hold it.
- Watch it. Concentrate.
- Don't lose it.
You can do better than that.
- Have you never seen a ball before?
- 你差唔多喇，几假喇。假啲添。再假啲。
- You play like an old woman.
- Fung, why can't l practice with them?
- 教练，点解我冇份练呀？
- 哎，你只脚系好大力，但系你做唔到收放自如吖嘛。
- Your leg is strong,
but you have no control.
- What if you kick the ball up
and hit a plane?
- 啊！下下将个波到上天，万一打架飞机落嚟，赔唔赔得起呀？
- - Ever thought of that?
- No.
- 赔唔起！
- 噉咪系咯！肥聪呀，借你啲鸡蛋一用呀！
- Small Brother.
l borrowed your eggs.
- What?
- 吓？
- lf you can kick an egg without
breaking it, you can play with us.
- 嗱，你能够将只蛋好似控波噉控得掂至讲呀！
- No problem.
- 好呀！嚟吖！
- See. It's not easy.
- 嚟！有难度架！
- （六师弟扑埋嚟食鞋面啲鸡蛋）
- Small Brother, stop it.
- 超！算罢啦，六师弟你！（畀人拉开）
- 我只蛋！我只蛋呀！
- Oh, my God ! My egg.
- I’ll get you another one.
- 总有一日还返畀你嘅！
- I’ll get you !
How could you do that!
- 还你老尾！畀返只蛋我呀！
- Concentrate.
- 唔好分心，继续！
- -
- My egg !
- Yes! Yes!
- Go!
- Yes. Go!
- What are you doing?
How could you miss that one?
- Mark嘅要跟紧啲呀！点解畀人起到脚呀？射嗰个呀，用啲力呀，我都扑到喇。
- Get it! Come on !
- 哗！好犀利呀！
- - He's great.
- He could win a game by himself.
- 佢一个人踢晒得啦。
- 足球，唔系一个人可以踢得晒嘅。
- No. lt takes teamwork to win.
- -
- The game is 30 minutes,
with no breaks.
- 比赛三十分钟，中场冇休息，一切依足国际球例。我做球证，大家冇意见吖嘛？
- We'll follow the standard rules.
I’ll referee.
- - Anyone object?
- Of course not.
- 傻啦，当年人称黄金右脚嘅锋哥，今日带一班年轻人嚟同我哋打场友谊赛，
- We're honored
to have Golden Leg referee.
- All of us are big fans.
- 你仲做埋球证添，系我哋嘅荣幸。大家叫声锋哥吖！
- - This is Fung !
- Fung !
- 锋哥！
- Okay.
- 得喇得喇得喇，呢个后生仔呢之前同你啲队员有啲冲撞，噉咪所以谂住打场波，
- Sing has already had
one run-in with your gang.
- Let's be civilized,
and just play a clean game.
- 噉就切磋吓球技，以前嘅恩怨咪抹咗佢啰。佢哋好有诚意架。
- 从佢哋整齐嘅制服，友善嘅眼神，我完全感受到嗰份诚意同埋体育精神。
- Their tidy uniform
and friendly faces. . .
- - indicate that they are sincere.
- Thank you.
- 多谢。
- -
- 大家唔好紧张，我本身呢，系一个汽车维修员。
- Relax. I’m a mechanic.
- l carry this with me
so l won't lose it.
- 呢个士巴拿系攞嚟上螺丝用，系好合理嘅。
- - I’m always on call.
- Yes, of course.
- 系嘅。系嘅。
- -
- 正如我头先所讲啦，我身为一个汽车维修员，有个槌旁身，亦都系好合逻辑架。
- As l said, I’m a mechanic. . .
- and that's why l carry a hammer.
- 得喇得喇，你哋球队嘅作风喺业余界都好出名，我完全明白。
- I’m familiar with
your team's unusual reputation.
- Don't worry.
- Oh, good. I’m glad
we understand each other.
- 哦，呢啲只系虚名嚟啫，就好似浮云一样。
- 好呀好呀，总之呀执生喇。大家揸吓手。
- You better watch out.
Shake hands.
- -
- I’m open !
- 好波！
- Third Brother!
- We're under attack.
Send reinforcements.
- 呼叫基地，突然间受到密集嘅火力攻击，立即要求增援，立即要求增援！！！
- We need reinforcements!
- Stand up.
- 起身！起身！快啲起身！快啲起身！做咩呀你？
- Get up! Stand up now!
- l said now!
- - What are you doing?
- They're killing us.
- 好茅呀，你仲唔吹鸡？
- What did you expect?
- 我系球证，我唔吹！
- You're going to let them
get away with this?
- 噉即系点呀？即系ung2我哋去死啫？
- You're ejected !
- 你！出场！
- Are you nuts?
- 你傻咗呀？
- 呢个系个考验！如果佢哋连呢一关都过唔到，以后就唔好再讲踢波！
- This is a test.
- lf you guys can't pass it,
you shouldn't even bother playing !
- We just want to play soccer,
not fight a war.
- 噉都系踢波啫，你估打仗咩？
- Soccer is war.
You must learn that.
- 真正嘅比赛，就系打仗！
- 投降喇！投降喇！投降喇！我投降喇！
- l surrender!
- l surrender.
- You can't surrender.
We're still at war.
- 你够胆喽我斗波，而家波都未入，你就想褪轪？咪即系捻化我？
- We're not letting you go home.
- l can't take it anymore.
- 我唔掂嘞，我条腰骨断咁滞呀！求吓你当可怜我，畀我睇医生吖！
- We're not good enough
to play with you.
- Let me go to a doctor.
- Put this on your head.
- 笠住佢呀！
- 吓？
- Look at you,
you look like a stray dog.
- 你睇你几呀岁人，个样几狗！你有冇尊严呀？
- Where's your dignity?
l don't ever want to see you again.
- 我唔想再望到你，快啲笠住佢，然后睇医生吖！
- Put it on your head
then you can go see a doctor.
- Yes, I’m a dog. l have no dignity.
- 我系好狗架，我猫尊严架。扐过嚟。
- Give it to me.
- Now it's our turn.
- 大师兄返嚟嘞！
- 讲咩话？
- What?
- Their powers are back.
l can feel it.
- 我感觉到，全部返晒嚟嘞！
- -
- 仲有冇架撑？
- - Get your shoes ready!
- All right!
- 众人：冇呀。
- The final attack!
- 仲有！
- -
- -
- l can't believe l missed.
- 哎呀！噉都唔入？
- Help!
- 救命呀！
- Thank you for helping us
get our kung fu back.
- 全靠你，我哋先有机会发挥得到。
- I’m honored to have you back.
- 欢迎各位师兄弟归位！
- It's our honor.
- 谢你。
- Just a second.
- 你哋唔使客气，我要多谢大家就真！
- I’m the one who is honored.
- 呢镬我发达喇！多谢晒！多谢晒！多谢晒！
- You're going to make me rich !
Thank you !
- We're sorry.
- 我哋认输喇，求吓你畀次机会我，加入你球队吖。
- Can we join your team?
Please give us a chance!
- Please!
- 求吓你呀！求吓你呀！求吓你呀！……
- -
- Not a bad kick.
- 咁惊人爆炸力，魔鬼队攞世界冠军系迟早嘅事。
- A bit more work
and Team Evil will be unbeatable.
- 喂，边个话？个跛佬？
- Who is this?
- The cripple?
- -
- - What's wrong?
- I’m sorry!
- 做咩唔得啫？
- 唔好意思呀，先生！
- lf it's an open tournament,
why won't you let me sign up?
- 僆妹，我打波你未出世呀。咩唔好意思啫？
- 我哋负责人唔喺度呀。
- 黄金右脚！乜你又喺度呀？
- Golden Leg !
What are you doing?
- - Hung !
- He-
- 雄哥！
- 雄哥，佢……
- It's okay.
- 得嘞。得嘞。
- Hung, my team wants to sign up.
- 雄哥，我谂住带我队波嚟参赛。公开赛吖嘛，系人都有权报名架啦。
- Anyone can sign up
for an open tournament.
- 哎！唔系系人都有权，我系委员会主席，我话有权你先有权，明唔明？
- That's not how it works.
- I’m the chairman.
- l decide who signs up.
- - You get me?
- Yes.
- 系。系。
- What's the name of your team?
- 噉你个队系咩队呀？
- Come here.
- 嚟嚟嚟，过嚟过嚟，大家过嚟，叫阿雄哥！
- This is Hung.
- Hung !
- 雄哥！
- 哈哈哈....呢队系极品嚟架！我真系好想睇呀，咩名堂呀？
- This is quite a team.
- I’ve gotta see them play.
- What's the name again?
- 呢队叫做少林足球……
- This is Shaolin-
- Okay.
- 好，算，算，算，是但，是但，是但……你快啲报名，我真系好想睇佢哋。
- Go ahead and sign them up.
- I’ll even pay your application fee.
- 你有冇报名费呀？我同你畀埋。
- 多谢！多谢！
- - Thank you !
- Don't mention it.
- 哎！有乜所谓呀！我同你一世人两兄弟吖嘛，死跛佬！哎，我对鞋又污糟咗嘞。
- Cripple, you are my brother.
- My shoe is dirty again.
- White shoes get dirty a lot.
- 白色嘅易污糟嘅。
- 噉应该点呀？
- So-
- I’ll clean it for you !
- 我帮你抹，我帮你抹。
- I’m good at cleaning. Let me try.
- 清洁我拿手呀，等我嚟呀！
- It's my duty.
- 粗重嘢我嚟啦。
- 不如等我嚟。
- Let me try!
- 我嚟，我嚟，等我嚟，等我嚟，等我嚟！
- （甜在心馒头店）
- Hi！
- Hi.
- What's going on?
- 你干吗？你是谁呀？你带我去哪儿啊？你一直都不讲话干吗？
- Where are we going?
- Why are you so quiet?
- l need to go home.
- 我要回去了，明天还要……
- -
- - You're late.
- l won't be long.
- 乜你咁耐架？
- 对唔住，等多一阵呀，好快呀，好快！
- -
- Try it on.
- 试试看。
- No, l just want to see
the quality of it.
- 不不不，我是看用什么材料做的。
- Touch it.
- 那摸摸看。
- I’ll get it dirty.
- 会把它弄脏的。
- - Don't worry. Go ahead !
- No!
- 没关系。
- 不不不。
- - Touch it!
- No.
- 来，摸吧。来！
- 不用了。
- -
- - Like it?
- So smooth.
- 怎么样？
- 挺滑的。
- - Want one?
- l touched it. That's enough.
- 我送给你。
- 摸了就可以了。
- Tomorrow, I’m going to play
in a professional soccer game.
- 我告诉你，我明天要去踢足球。
- Really?
- 是吗？
- I’ll be famous.
- 我一定红透半边天的！但是如果没有你帮我把这个鞋补好，可能我都不踢球了。
- But if you hadn't fixed my shoes. . .
- none of this would've happened.
- You're very important to me.
- 你对我是多重要，你知道吗？你喜欢什么，快告诉我。我很快就可以送给你。
- I’ll get you anything you want.
- I’ll have money soon.
- lf you become rich and famous,
please buy me sneakers.
- 你要是红了，就送我一双波鞋吧。
- You deserve more!
- 这个太没有问题了吧。但是我觉得你也应该有点自信！
- You should have more
confidence in yourself.
- You're such a beautiful girl,
and you're a kung fu master.
- 其实你是很漂亮的，武功又高强，简直是完美！
- You've got it all.
- 但是不要老低着头头发挡着脸。
- You shouldn't let your hair
cover your face.
- Come on !
- 来来来，来吧，看着我，看着我。看着我，看着我，看着我，看，多漂亮！
- - Come on. Look at me!
- No.
- Look at me!
- You're beautiful !
- Really?
- 真的吗？
- Sure.
- 是啊。
- 哦。
- -
- - ls that a fly?
- Yes, but l missed it.
- 是苍蝇吗？
- 是，还没有打。
- - Did you get it?
- l did.
- 打到了吗?
- 打到了。
- Sorry. l made your hand dirty.
- 对不起呀，把你的手都弄脏了。
- It's okay.
- 没事。你是最漂亮的，你知道吗？
- You're such a beautiful girl.
- -
- Do you know that?
- 你知道吗？
- l guess.
- 知道，知道了。
- Thank you ! Thanks so much !
You sure you know?
- 我真地很感谢你呀。你知道吗？
- 喂！你去边呀？你话应承帮我手做嘢我先畀你带条女嚟威架咋。
- Where were you?
- l let you bring a girl here because
you promised to clean the floor.
- l will get punished
if you don't clean it.
- 唔好睇咁耐呀，我孭镬架。快搞掂佢吖！
- Go home. I’ll call you later.
- 你先走吧，我再去找你啊，好吧。
- Remember: be confident.
You're the best.
- 要有自信啊。你是最好的，你知道吗？
- （外围赛赛场１）
- - l like your shirt.
- l like your socks.
- 我好钟意呢件衫呀。
- 我好钟意对袜呀。
- - Let's trade.
- Good.
- 不如我哋调换着好吗？
- 好呀。好呀。
- Guys, don't be nervous.
Just try to have fun.
- 唔好玩啦，衰仔，未见过大场面？放松啲，平时练波一样得喇。
- There'll be tons of reporters
and a big crowd.
- 嗱，阵间会有好多观众同记者架，同啲记者笑吓，畀啲摄影机影吓我哋，同啲群众热情打吓招呼。
- Try to smile for the photographers.
- Be sure to thank the fans.
- 多谢人哋支持我哋。多谢你哋！
- Thank you !
- 多谢晒！
- 多谢你哋！……
- Thanks for your support!
Thank you !
- 多谢！多谢大家嘅支持！多谢！
- - They're just janitors.
- They're still our audience.
- 扫地嘅咋噃！
- 扫地唔系观众呀？！多谢晒你哋！
- Thank you !
- Shut up!
- 唔好嘈啦！
- Where is everyone. You said-
- 喂！个场咁细，仲空“寥寥”，你又话……
- It's just the first round.
- 外围赛系噉架嘞！嗱，所以我哋要畀心机，打入决赛！
- We have to make it to the finals.
- - Great! Let's get to the finals!
- Shut up!
- 好！！打入决赛！打入决赛！……
- 唔好嘈啦！
- 打入决赛！打入决赛！……
- Team Shaolin?
- 少林足球队
- Look at this guy.
- 睇吓呢个，睇呢个，
- Look at that guy.
- 哈哈。睇嗰个，睇嗰个，哈哈哈！！
- What's wrong?
- 咩事呀？唔食得烟呀？
- No smoking?
- 哈哈哈哈哈哈！
- -
- 呀呀呀呀呀呀！
- What happened?
- 做咩呀？冇理由嘅，幻觉嚟架啫。
- It's impossible. Just a trick.
- -
- What's going on?
- 做咩啫你？
- Okay, it's a trick.
- 唔使惊，幻觉嚟架啫，睇嚟我哋山西豆腐队要出真功夫嘞。
- Let's show them what we can do.
- All right!
- -
- Oh, come on !
- 又做咩啫你？
- -
- Please play fair.
Give us a chance.
- 唔好噉啦你哋，我想踢波呀！
- -
- 雄哥，电话。
- Hung, it's for you.
- Your tricks don't scare me!
- 幻觉嚟架啫，吓我唔倒嘅。
- （连人带球畀射入球门）
- What? Forty to zip?
- 强雄：咩话？！四十比零？！
- -
- Yeah !
- lron Head scores!
- We bring the power of Shaolin
to soccer.
- 冇错，我哋学嘅系少林武功。所以话武功的确系dang，系冇得顶！
- Kung fu is great. It's wonderful !
- 我哋好低调嘅。
- l want to say hi to my parents and
my Shaolin master, but they're all dead.
- 仲有，我要多谢我嘅父母同埋师父！虽然佢哋已经过咗身，但系我仲要多谢我好朋友阿梅！
- l also want to say hi
to my friend, Mui.
- Mui, how are you?
- 阿梅，系我呀，阿梅！你见点呀？食咗饭未呀，阿梅？
- I’ll see you soon.
- （美容店门口）
- 靓女，你嚟揾我呀？
- Hi. Can l help you?
- - l want-
- l understand.
- 我想……
- 唔好讲啦，放心交畀我啦。
- I’ll take care of you.
- Show us something.
- -
- 可不可以现场给我们观众表演一下啊？
- Sure. Small Brother!
- 可以，可以。肥仔聪！一、二、三！
- Great!
- 有没有再有一个？可不可以再表演一个呀？
- Can you show us more?
- Sure!
- 可以，可以。
- -
- 慢慢！慢慢！唔好咁急！慢慢拣！
- Take it easy.
- My brothers, today we say good-bye
to our old lives and old shoes.
- 各位师兄弟，从今日开始，我哋要同呢拃旧鞋讲拜拜呀！
- -
- - Hey, don't throw those around.
- Sorry.
- 哎，你们不要乱扔东西好不好？
- 对不起，对不起……
- -
- -
- HI！
- Mui?
- 阿梅？！
- What's up?
- 干嘛？
- You look great tonight.
- 哗！你今日好精令啊
- Just a little.
- 少少啦
- It's a big difference.
You're so heavily made up.
- 都唔少哇，好劲啊
- So you think l look nice?
- 好看吗？
- l have big news for you.
We won the soccer match.
- 哇，我话个消息畀你听喎，我啲踢波赢晒了，你知唔知呀？
- l know. l saw you guys on TV.
- 我知道，在电视上都看到你们了，恭喜你！
- Congratulations.
- This is for you.
- 送给你……
- 谢谢你啊
- Thank you.
- Let me introduce you to my friends.
- 我现在介绍我的朋友给你。哇，犀利呀！喂...介绍个朋友你识！
- Nice outfit.
- Hey, let me introduce you guys
to a new friend.
- 係人定係鬼呀？
- ls she a ghost?
- 喂，佢系自己人嚟噶
- This is my friend.
- - Girlfriend?
- No.
- 阿嫂嚟架？
- 唔係....我成日同你哋讲做太极馒头嗰个阿梅啊
- This is Mui, the Tai Chi Master
l told you guys about.
- 哦！就係佢啊！
- - Oh, nice to meet you.
- Your girlfriend is quite unique.
- -
- 阿嫂係极品嚟喎
- - Yes.
- That's great.
- 佢係极品嚟嘎，睇得出
- 成块床板晾喺嗰膊嗰度，我几十岁都未见过
- I’ve never seen
shoulder pads so big.
- I’ve decided to start a new trend.
- 係呀，花了两晚上才做了两块
- See? It's fashionable.
- 两快呀，哈哈...
- Don't walk around at night.
- 好心你啊，夜嘛嘛就唔好带阿嫂出嚟喇，吓死几件嘎
- It's quite scary.
- It's okay.
People will get used to it soon.
- 唔怕嘅，打场斋怕且冇事啩
- lt will work pretty well in football.
- 稳阵啲呢，搵条绳绑住佢掉落咸水海
- You want to borrow them?
- 您以后唔食鱼啊
- Stop it. It's not proper to talk
to a lady like this.
- 唔讲笑喇，人哋女仔嚟咖。
- It's okay, l can take it.
- 没关系，没关系，你随便随便。
- 佢虽然女仔咋，好玩得噶
- Although she's a girl,
she has a great sense of humor.
- 阿梅，摆个性感姿势大家睇吓。
- Mui, show us a sexy pose.
- Give us a kiss.
- - What's wrong?
- Don't touch me.
- 做咩啫你？
- 你别碰我！
- Are you mad?
- 嫐哇？
- - No, I’m not mad.
- Then-
- 冇嫐
- I’m sorry.
- 对不起
- We were just joking.
- 开吓玩笑咋嘛
- l know you were just joking.
- 我知道开玩笑嘛
- I’m sorry,
l didn't mind at all-
- 对不起，真的，我没有什么...
- Don't be like this.
- 你不要这样子嘛
- Then why are you like this?
- 那...那你为什么要这样？
- 你不要再碰我！老板娘...
- Take your hand off me-
- Boss!
- What the hell are you doing?
- 你...你搞什么鬼呀你！我刚出去打一会麻将，你看你把自己搞的，人不像人鬼不像鬼，你要不要脸了你，你害不害臊啊你
- l was just out playing mah-jongg.
- Look at what you did to yourself?
You look like a ghost.
- Have you no shame?
You are such a disgrace.
- Hey, enough !
- 喂，好了哦！
- Mui has the right
to dress how she wants.
- 阿梅想要怎么样有她自己的权利，你可以这样不尊重别人吗？我觉得她今天很漂亮啊
- Can't you respect that?
- - l think she looks very nice today.
- Yes.
- 系呀！你话佢唔靓呀？
- - She looks great.
- Don't be mean to her.
- 唔好太过分喇！
- I’ll yell at her if l want to.
Who the hell are you guys?
- 我骂她关你们什么事？你们是什么狗东西？
- They are my friends.
- 他们是我朋友，他们说的也是我想说的，我觉得我现在我很漂亮，我也很喜欢我现在这个样子，你要是不喜欢看的话，你可以走开
- l agree with them completely.
- l think l look beautiful now.
- And l like the way l am.
- lf you don't like it. . .
- you can simply go away.
- 嘿嘿嘿...你知不知道你在跟谁说话呢？
- Who do you think
you're talking to?
- I’m talking to you.
- 我在跟你说话，你是一个没有人情味的老板娘
- You are a mean
and coldhearted boss.
- You're asking for it!
- 他妈的，你...你敢打我？你造反了你？你以为你自己是谁呀？
- How dare you hit me?
- l can't believe this.
Who do you think you are?
- 我就是我，我是阿梅
- l am who l am.
l am Mui.
- I’m gonna tell
your mother about this.
- 我...我告诉你妈去
- Mui, well done!
- 阿梅，好嘢！
- We were just joking earlier.
Please forgive us.
- 阿梅呀，其实我哋玩啫嘛，你唔好怪我哋呀！
- We weren't laughing at you,
your sexy pose really was sexy.
- 我而家知晒啦，其实你好靓嘅
- 系呀系呀
- Really?
- 真的吗？
- -
- Do you. . .
- 我觉得，我今天特别不像以前的阿梅。
- like the way l look?
- Well-
- 是啊，现在的阿梅已经是一个很自信的女孩子！
- You certainly have more confidence.
- l want to tell you something.
- 跟你说一件事情。
- 什么？
- What?
- l like you.
- 我喜欢你。
- l like you too.
- 我也喜欢你呀！
- 那我们之间是爱情吗？
- ls this love?
- You-
- 你……你是开玩笑吧？
- You're joking.
- 我是认真问你的。真的。
- No. I’m serious.
- Absolutely not. This is not love.
- 那当然不是爱情。我们－－永远都是好朋友！那不是更好吗？
- We're friends forever.
- Don't you think we should be friends?
- It's fine.
- 没什么。
- 那，那你以后也常常来找我啊！鞋子破了，我还可以帮你补。
- So you'll still come see me?
- l can still fix your shoes.
- No, thanks. l can buy new ones.
- 不会的，鞋子破了，我就把它扔掉。
- Things have changed.
- 我们都要向前看嘛。我永远都不要再穿破鞋子！
- l have to think about the future.
- Don't be like this.
- 不要这样子嘛。干吗？你哭啦？你不要这样子嘛。
- You're crying.
- Don't be that way.
- l understand.
- 我明白了，谢谢你。
- Sorry.
- - Congratulations!
- Sit with us.
- 来来来，大家一块儿喝酒吧！来来来，干杯！
- Cheers!
- 赢埋呢场，我哋就打入决赛！
- lf we win this, we'll go to the finals.
- To the finals!
- 决赛！
- - But don't underestimate our opponent.
- Underestimate our opponent!
- 但系千祈唔好轻敌！
- 轻敌！
- You don't have a chance.
- 我哋玉面双飞龙并唔系话浪得虚名嘅！
- We haven't lost all year.
- 想入决赛？问过我哋先！
- -
- How'd they do that?
- 有冇咁快呀？！
- lt must be special effects.
- 吊威吔架咋吓哗？
- -
- -
- - Good morning, Hung.
- Good morning.
- 雄哥，早晨！
- 哎，早晨！早晨！过嚟坐！过嚟坐！啊，你个死仔真系呀，一世好命呀。噉都畀你揾队好嘢。
- Come here.
- You're a lucky guy.
- You're lucky to coach
such a great team.
- 托赖！托赖！
- Thank you.
- 喂！其实你啲咩铁头功呀，心口碎大石呀，大笪地嘢嚟啫。
- lron Head and lron Shirt is practiced
as performance art on the street.
- It's amusing to see your team
use kung fu to play soccer. . .
- and make it to the finals.
- 哈，噉都可以打入球场嘅，好嘢，好嘢，好嘢！嗱，闲话少说嘞。
- You did a good job.
- Don't waste our time.
- lf you forfeit the game
you can join my Evil Team.
- 决赛嗰日唔好打，全队过晒嚟！喂，呢次唔系空头支票嘞，你可以cash咗先签合约架。
- It's not a bad check this time.
- You can get the money
before you sign the deal.
- That's a lot of money.
- 咁大笔数目，真系打跛脚都叹唔晒呀。
- Enough to retire.
- Of course. We're like brothers.
- 梗系啦！我同你一世人两兄弟吖嘛！
- Thank you.
But l don't think l can accept it.
- 多谢晒，雄哥，不过我怕受唔起。
- What? Do you think
I’m trying to trick you?
- 咩意思呀？你以为我怕咗你呀？喂，我见你队波几有噱头，想大家一齐做大佢咋！
- l think you've
put a great team together.
- I’d like you to come work for me.
- Don't get upset.
- 做人就心胸广阔啲，向前看，唔好咁记仇，OK？
- Think about your future.
Forget about our past, okay?
- Hung, I’m not mad at you anymore.
- 雄哥，其实我真系冇记仇。后生嗰阵唔生性，所有嘅嘢都系自己攞嚟嘅。
- l know it was all my faults.
l can't blame anyone else.
- 超！你喺度扮嘢呀？喂！我睇通晒你架嘞。你会唔贪？！
- You're lying.
- l know you too well.
You're too greedy to pass this up.
- 真系畀你睇通晒，唔单止系我，我哋成队波都贪，不过唔系你呢张支票，全国冠军，球场见
- You're right.
- l am greedy.
My team is greedy too.
- But we don't care about the money.
- We care about the championship.
- See you on the soccer field.
- -
- Pull over.
- 唔该！唔该！唔该！
- - Mui !
- She's dead !
- 阿梅！
- 死咗喇！
- How?
- 佢点死架？
- - l killed her!
- lmpossible!
- 畀我打死架！
- 我唔信，阿梅武功咁好，凭你打死佢？！佢一定系死得好冤枉架！
- Mui is a kung fu master.
You could never hurt her.
- What do you want?
- 噉你想点呀？
- Revenge!
- 我要同佢——报仇！
- Come on. lt was only a joke.
- 傻啦！讲吓笑啫。佢未死，不过佢唔喺度做架喇。
- She's still alive.
She just doesn't work here anymore.
- Why not?
- 点解呀？
- 唉，话明我哋呢度系甜在心馒头架嘛！
- Well, we're famous for our
sweet steamed buns. . .
- and Mui made
the sweetest ones of all.
- 呢个傻女唔知点解突然之间整嘅馒头又苦又咸，搞到冇晒生意呀，我都系被迫炒佢架咋。
- But now they're salty and bitter.
She was ruining my business.
- There was salt in them?
- 又苦又咸？
- Yes.
- 系呀。啊，呢位大侠贵姓呀？揾佢咩事呀？
- Now is there anything else
l can do for you, sir?
- No thanks.
- 冇事嘞。
- 黐线！
- -
- 喂！够钟开波喇。
- Hey!
- We've got a game to play!
- -
- 老世呀，今日谂几多球呢吓？
- Will Team Evil
score a lot of goals today?
- 要赢唔一定要入波架，我仲有啲更激嘅方法。
- Scoring goals is not
the only way to win.
- But make no mistake, we will win.
- -
- No way!
- 冇可能。
- 哼哼哼哼哈哈哈，啊，估唔到美国呢只新药真系咁激。
- Those American drugs
work better than l expected.
- -
- 仲有球证、旁证，足协，足总，叔伟，全部都系我嘅人，点同我斗呀？
- Actually, the referee, linesman. . .
- soccer association, soccer federation
and soccer committee. . .
- all stand on my side.
How can they possibly beat me?
- No problem !
- 冇问题！
- 耶！
- - You rule!
- Good job!
- 好嘢！
- 掂呀！
- You the man !
- 冇得“顶”呀！
- Throw-in? Are you crazy?
- 界外球？兜头噉踢落去直情系蓄意伤人，你判界外球，点做球证呀你！
- How can you call that a throw-in?
- Hung, are you here to fight
or play soccer?
- 强雄！你家下打波定打人架？
- l should break their legs
like l broke yours!
- 我系打人呀，你吹呀？我就要打到你队人好似你个跛佬一样残废！残废！残废！！
- Then you'd have
a whole team of cripples!
- Cripples! Cripples!
At least you'd have company.
- 同我斗？哈哈哈！
- -
- I’m sorry. l should take a break.
- 唔好意思呀各位，我要唞唞呀。
- It's okay.
Your body may leave the field. . .
- 唔紧要嘅，你个人行开咗啫，精神永远都会喺返度架。
- but your spirit will stay behind.
- 四师兄带上墨镜，全体队员向他敬军礼。比赛继续进行
- Get ready! It's my turn.
- 前面让开，我嚟。
- Small Brother!
- 你哋冲！
- -
- 啊....！
- Wake up! The clock already ran out.
- 有冇搞错呀！噉都唔吹？
- -
- It's only halftime.
Their team is already badly injured.
- 哈，上半场都打到半死嘞，下半场打咩呀？收皮喇！你下半场打乜嘢呀？
- They won't be able to play
the second half. Go home!
- You won't be able
to finish the game.
- 噉仲有得睇架？哎！使唔使我一阵间落去跳返part舞顶住呀？
- Boring.
- I’ll dance to provide
some entertainment.
- 跳舞都唔轮到你跳啦，系我跳！
- No, you're not going to dance.
l am !
- I’ve had enough.
- 你班仆街！
- 喂喂喂喂喂喂！做咩呀？喂喂喂！
- Break it up!
- 行开，行开！你哋梗系唔想踢定嘞。
- You want me to eject someone?
- 边个？边个？（转身）有冇人见到？（中咗一拳）哎呀！够胆喺我面前打！哎呦！
- Who did that?
- Did anyone see?
- I’d like to see you do that
to my face!
- Gently.
- -
- 哎呀，唔好咁大力呀！
- What kind of kung fu was that?
- 我都够茅架啦，佢仲茅过我！
- l can't take much more!
- 估唔到我铁头功一世英明，临老至畀人爆缸。
- -
- l knew they would play dirty.
- 岂有此理！我一早预咗强雄会出蛊惑嘅，势估唔到玩到咁尽架啫！
- l just didn't think
they would play this dirty.
- They've never been this good.
- 魔鬼队冇咁犀利嘅，肯定系啪咗针或者系食咗药架啫。
- They must be cheating.
- Call the police.
- 我唔理佢哋食咗咩都好！我哋都要尽力踢埋落去！最后我哋会赢架！
- We just have to play harder.
- We can still win this!
- l forgot. l left the oven on !
- 队员丙：我屋企火烛呀，我要去救火呀！
- 喂！
- My wife needs me.
She's about to have a baby.
- 对唔住，我阿妈突然间早产，我一定要返去帮手呀！
- Can't she wait until the game's over?
- 星驰：叫你阿妈迟啲先早产，场波踢咗一半，你点走得架啫？
- 边系踢波架啫？！攞命嘅！
- But they're killing us!
- 喂！唔系喂。当我我求吓你！喂！你唔好走喂。
- Please. I’m begging you.
- - I’m begging you too.
- Wait. Wait!
- 当我求返你，你唔好求我呀，你畀我唞阵先喇！
- 唔好呀，喂！
- Calm down.
- 冷静啲。
- Calm down !
- 冷静啲！冇错，佢讲得好啱，无论任何情况，我哋都要打赢呢一场比赛！
- He's right!
- We must pull together.
- We only have eight players left.
- 而家我哋得返八个人，如果仲有任何人受伤离场嘅，呢场波我哋就输咗嘞。佢哋嘅杀人射球，我哋一定要顶住！
- lf one more is injured,
we have to forfeit.
- We'll have to show these guys
that we can block their killer kicks!
- That's easy for you to say.
You try blocking one of them.
- 点顶呀？你顶一球，我顶三球呀。
- What are you talking about?
- 你讲咩你？！
- 哎呀！
- 冷静啲！冷静啲！冷静啲！
- Calm down.
- Calm down !
- Shut up.
- 咪嘈！唔知我顶唔顶到呢？
- l wonder if l can block them.
- -
- Shaolin Barricade Shield !
- 少林队全力以赴，嘿！少林罗汉阵！
- 啊？摆阵呀？
- Barricade?
- -
- They can't even block one kick!
- 唓！不堪一击！
- - Are you okay?
- I’m fine.
- 顶得住吗？
- 顶得住。
- Chun, it's Tin.
- 喂，阿珍呀。
- 田鸡呀。
- 系呀，呢二十年嚟，我有句说话一直想同你讲嘅，其实……我爱你！
- I’ve kept this secret for 20 years.
- l love you.
- Are we playing too dirty?
- 我哋噉样系咪残忍啲呢？
- - l don't think so.
- Really?
- 唔系呀。
- 唔系呀？
- 唔系呀。
- Play even dirtier!
- 噉就再残忍啲呀！
- Brothers! Go!
- 兄弟，上！
- What?
- 唔系呀哗！喂，小心呀，两个上！
- Look out!
- Get it!
- 睇住呀！
- l don't believe it.
- 搞错呀？
- 哎呀！
- 哎！
- 啊呀啊啊啊！
- 继续！死咗未呀你？唔好扮嘢啦！
- Get up! lf you're injured,
you forfeit!
- You're right. I’m fine.
- 咦？呃你唔到添。冇事。
- The game's almost over!
Use the special attack!
- 时间无多喇！出绝招喇！
- Special attack?
- 绝招？
- -
- 搞掂！早叫你收皮啦，仲喺度揼波钟，赢咗！
- That's it. They're out of players.
We won !
- -
- 少林队，嗱，你哋依家得返七个人，如果你冇后备球员入替嘅话呢，我就要正式终止呢场比赛，判你哋输架喇。
- Team Shaolin,
l only see seven players.
- lf you don't have a substitute
you'll forfeit the game.
- Those are the rules.
- -
- Any substitutes?
- 仲有冇后备？
- -
- Congratulations!
- -
- 还有我。我是少林队的候补，我来当龙门。
- I’m here.
- I’m their substitute.
- I’m a goalie.
- -
- Why do you look like E.T.?
- 你为什么弄成跟外星人一样？
- You said l should
get rid of the hair in my eyes.
- 我不会剪头发，剃光了比较快一点呀。
- What are you doing here?
- 那这是干什么呢？
- l want to help.
- 我想帮你们比赛呀！
- How can you help?
- 你怎么帮呀？你快点回去火星吧！地球是很危险的！
- Phone home.
You don't belong on Earth.
- l really want to help.
Trust me.
- 我真的能帮你，你相信我，让我试一试好不好？
- - Let me try.
- No way!
- 不行！
- 真的！你看，你看，你的鞋都破了，穿这个吧。
- Look. You can't play in those.
- Put these on.
- -
- 哈哈哈哈！
- -
- 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
- The other side.
- 在那边！
- 上去！
- Go!
- All right!
- 哎呀！
- 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！
- Watch out!
- 小心啊！
- 哗！
- 啊！好！
- 有冇搞错呀？点会噉嘅？点会噉架？
- What happened?
- 老世，你小心啲呀！
- - Boss, watch out!
- Don't touch me!
- 我小你家姐咩？
- 老板！老板！
- Boss!
- Shaolin Team wins the championship.
- Evil Team's drug use leads to
permanent suspension.
- Coach Hung sentenced
to five years in jail.
- Wait.
- Stop the bus.
- Phone home.
You don't belong on Earth.
- I’m talking about thousands of dollars.
- You're a bunch of losers-
- Don't laugh.
- The grand prize is a lot of money.
- l can't get it out.
- I’m a postgraduate student.
- Postgraduate student?
- Let's start over.
- I’m a postgraduate student.
- - What's wrong?
- Don't touch me.
- Are you mad?
- No, I’m not mad.
- - What's wrong?
- Don't touch me.
- Are you mad?
- - I’m not mad.
- Then-
- l am begging you.
- Don't do this.
- You have to help me.
- Please, don't!
- It's great
- l don't know the lyrics. Sorry.
- Don't you dare!
- - They're just janitors.
- They're still our-
- l heard you have amazing legs.
- Cut!
- This is a crescent wrench.
It's for screwing-
- - Are you sure?
- You're so sick.
- My team is greedy too.
- But we don't care
about this plane ticket-
- Plane ticket?
Are you going somewhere?
- Chun, it's Tin.
- I’ve kept this secret for 20 years.
- l love you.
- This is not Chun.
This is Kung.
- Sorry, Kung.
- Please tell your wife
what l just told you.